I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus

One of Americas best satiric novelists (Kirkus Reviews), S. G. Browne seamlessly gift wraps this horrific and hilarious sequel to his extremely strong (Publishers Weekly, starred review) zombie novel Breathers. He sees you when youre sleeping . . . he knows when youre undead. How does the leader of a failed zombie civil rights movement from California rescue a group of his undead brethren and help a lonely Breather girl as he hides from a band of medical researchers while disguised as Santa Claus? If youve never believed in Christmas miracles, then you wouldnt understand. Andy Warner has just escaped from a zombie research facility in Portland, Oregon, where hes been subjected to experimental testing for the past year. With Christmas just days away, Andy figures that donning a jolly old St. Nick costume to throw off his would-be captors is just the ticket. But he never expects to encounter a sweet, lonesome nine-year-old girl who not only reminds Andy of the family hes lost but who thinks hes the real Santa. He also doesnt count on being recognized as last years national quasi-celebrity by a clandestine group of decaying supporters who look to him for leadership. For the living and the undead, this unforgettable holiday tale will truly put on display just who is gnawing and who is nice. . . .