I SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN BEDUm, so get this: Three weeks ago I, Rachel Bond, inherited a bed-and-breakfast. In Alaska. Just this morning I was in my warm bed in LA but now here I am, up northand this is way north, like nosebleed northsorting it all out. So:PROS:/1. Bears and wolves and moose and whatever else cant be any worse than LA guys.PROS:1. Bears and wolves and moose and whatever else cant be any worse than LA guys.2. You know how people talk about ",starving artists?", Im gonna faint. So its probably time for a change.3. My good friend Kellanyoull like him, unlike moi hes calm and cool under pressuresuddenly has this animalistic sexiness Ive never even seen before.4. Give me a minute. I think the ",Cons", are going to be a lot easier. CONS:1. ALASKA. Did I already mention this? Which means:a. Snowlotsb. Coldveryc. Coffee shops, movie theaters, or what I like to think of as ",culture",not a chance2. I cant even manage my checkbookso a B&B is probably going to be a disaster.3. The house chef cant cook, and the guide cant read a map.4. Kellans sudden hotness is getting very hard to ignore.5. I just got hit by lightning.And Im not sure if this is a pro or a con just yet, but since that lightning bolt, I can see through everything. As in completely transparent. That was before things started to get really weird . . . 2. You know how people talk about ",starving artists?", Im gonna faint. So its probably time for a change.3. My good friend Kellanyoull like him, unlike moi hes calm and cool under pressuresuddenly has this animalistic sexiness Ive never even seen before.4. Give me a minute. I think the ",Cons", are going to be a lot easier.CONS:1. ALASKA. Did I already mention this? Which means:a. Snowlotsb. Coldveryc. Coffee shops, movie theaters, or what I like to think of as ",culture",not a chance2. I cant even manage my checkbookso a B&B is probably going to be a disaster. 3. The house chef cant cook, and the guide cant read a map.4. Kellans sudden hotness is getting very hard to ignore.5. I just got hit by lightning.And Im not sure if this is a pro or a con just yet, but since that lightning bolt, I can see through everything. As in completely transparent. That was before things started to get really weird . . .
