Slightly Twisted Words of Wisdom and Other Funny Sayings

Motivational sayings are among the most common things you will find appearing in workplaces, shops, on bumper stickers and many other places. They provide wisdom, amusement and inspiration to people, often with the simple use of a few words. In Slightly Twisted Words of Wisdom and Other Funny Sayings, you'll find hundreds of quotes, some you've probably never heard before, all lighthearted and delivered with a hint of fun. They are broken down into 16 categories, including family, health and fitness, college, relationships and others, so you can pick whichever category suits your mood, or find something particular when you need it. Things like; I'm not stealing my neighbors WiFi. Their WiFi is trespassing in my house or; If you want to teach your kids a lesson, promise them McDonalds then drive by 50 of them before you stop and Weight Loss Hotline: If you would like to lose half a pound right now, please push "1" 20,000 times are guaranteed to put a knowing smile on your face. Slightly Twisted Words of Wisdom and Other Funny Sayings is a fun book to pick up when you need a boost to your morale or just a good dose of laughter to keep you from choking a co-worker or spouse.