The Hills Are Stuffed With Swedish Girls

Three lovesick men (and their cat) head into the glorious Scottish highlands in search of the beautiful tourist girls who will surely cure all that ails them. But there are going to be problems. Fitch is so upset over losing his job and the love of his life that he has taken the terrifying step of composing poetry. Wentworth, a high-bred lawyer, gets the shakes if he goes more than half a mile from a delicatessen. While Macrae, a Royal Marine, is also a vodka-toting maniac whose last great idea was snorting gunpowder. And Jones the tomcat insists on murdering wildlife. What's going to happen when they're all stuck up a rainy glen in a leaking tent? How much damage is it possible to do on a distillery tour? Will they ever find the mythical Swedish girls? Or do the hills hold deeper secrets about what goes on in the hearts of men? There's only one way to find out. Pack your rucksack, lace your boots and head for the hills with the boys...