Uncle John's Totally Quacked Bathroom Reader For Kids Only!

Quacky facts for curious kids from the master of weird trivia, Uncle John!Its wacky and fun! Its illustrated and easy to read! Its a whole new twist on learning! And its FOR (curious) KIDS ONLY--boys, girls, kids who like to read, kids who donteven grown up kids. Go ahead, be curious! Inside Uncle Johns Totally Quacked Bathroom Reader youll find 288 pages packed with strange science, weird news, obscure history, odd sports, and the interesting origins of everyday things. Special to this edition: amazing animal quack-ups, historys biggest quacks, ducky weather, fine feathered friends, quacky fashion, and things that are Just Ducky (which could mean really good orsoaking wet). And thats not all! The newest fact-packed reader in the Uncle Johns FOR KIDS ONLY series features such topics as- Thorrablot! An Icelandic holiday with all the rotten shark you can eat!- Banned from Toy Stores: the Atomic Energy Lab science kit- Revenge of the Bees (ouch!)- Cooking withPooh! and other Crappy Book Titles- Gag-inducing Stuff Found in Fast Foods- The Worlds Stupidest Apps- Moonbows, Snowballs, and Fire from the Sky!Plusriddles and jokes, quotes and quizzes, experiments and recipes, brainteasers and much, much more! Uncle Johns Totally Quacked Bathroom Reader includes story lengths to fit any attention span (or accommodate any duration of Throne Time)--short (one page), medium (two pages), and long (three to five pages)--and theyre all fun, informative, and educational. Warning: Reading this book may make you smarter than your friends!